May 2020
May 2nd
We report that our expert told us the Moon would not be swallowed by that cloud. We are not inclined to believe them. We will report further on the situation later.
We report that, after a few tense minutes, the cloud has passed and the Moon is safe.
May 1st
We report the strangeness of a moment that is not quite day anymore, but certainly not night yet.
May 4th
We report a small cloud in front of a much bigger cloud. Surely, these are the biggest news you have read today!
May 3rd
We report cloud excellency. We see many clouds, and every cloud is a good cloud, but there comes a time in your life when you see a cloud, and you think:
"Oh, there's a really good cloud. I love that cloud. I want to take pictures of it and show it to my friends and family."
May 5th
We report a perfect sky for stargazing. Wouldn't it be a shame if that streetlight turned on?
May 7th
We report that, for once, we have not forgotten the importance of carrying umbrellas. In consequence, we are patiently waiting for the rain.
May 6th
We report that the air outside smells like something is about to change; but, then again, our expert seems to be dealing with hay fever, so perhaps we should not be treating their sense of smell too seriously.
May 11th
We report that the sky is tearing apart - nothing a little duct tape cannot fix, though, right?
May 8th
We report strong gusts of wind. Quoting from our expert: "Yes, it's very windy, so - oh, no, my hat, oh no, hold on, that's my hat, hold on, I, I, I really like this hat! No!"
May 9th
We report silent, unmoving waves in the sky.
May 21st
We report occasional difficulties to tell the difference between the sky and the sea.
May 10th
We report that the sky is very pretty and all, but our expert still hasn't retrieved their favourite hat.
May 12th
We report nice weather. We report polite, very sweet weather. Nice to meet you, weather, a pleasure.
May 13th
We report crepuscular rays, and isn't that a fancy name for a fancy phenomenon?
May 14th
We report peace in the valley. It's a bit cold, but sometimes the cold makes you feel alive.
May 15th
We report a general blurriness. We have found that wearing glasses does not improve the situation as much as we had hoped.
May 16th
We report that this cloud seems to have a personal vendetta against the Sun.
May 17th
We report that we are getting closer to the new Moon. It will not be an actual new Moon. It will be the same Moon, but invisible. Do not be afraid.
May 18th
We report suspicions that this bird is in possession of our expert's hat.
May 19th
We report a sudden craving for candy floss.
May 20th
We report, after a long, hot day, humidity settling in. Clouds are slowly becoming more and more opaque, the air feels heavier and smells like earth.
May 22nd
We report that the Moon is on a stealth mission. Oh, wait, were we allowed to mention this?
May 23rd
We report some slow clouds taking a long-deserved rest from the wind. You have come a long way, clouds, take your time, you are welcome to stay as long as you need to.
May 24th
We report breezy blues, down where the air is bathed in sea salt.
May 25th
We report that everything you've been told about the sky being blue is wrong. Or, like, some of it.
May 26th
We report that we have followed the hat-stealing bird, and we are going to be confronting it soon. Our expert needs that hat back at all costs, even a stern talking-to should it come to that.
May 27th
We report sun showers; a moment that makes you think you can catch light in your hands.
May 28th
We report that the sky is too lazy to get this storm coming. The clouds will move on, and disappear in the distance. Can we really blame them for that?
May 29th
We report a dry, warm day that keeps dust floating around. It tastes like the beginning of summer and gets your eyes stinging in white-hot sunlight.
May 30th
We report mountains that cannot be climbed. Our expert lives to tell the tale.
May 31st
We report brooding skies hanging over low on the horizon; we hope you can find easy shelter and suitable rest.