April 2020

Digital painting of some purple and blue clouds in a peach-coloured sky, with phone lines running across the lower right corner of the frame.

April 2nd

We report some clouds; they looked like clouds, acted like clouds, and didn't sound like much, which our expert indicated is characteristic of clouds. In conclusion, they were most definitely clouds indeed.

Digital painting of a pale rainbow in a grey sky, with green foliage taking up a good portion of the lower half of the frame.

April 1st

We report a singular sight in the form of a great arc of bright colours sprawled across the sky. The phenomenon lasted a short amount of time, but our expert claimed to have had an excellent day in consequence.

Digital painting of the sun hidden by massive grey clouds, projecting orange and yellow sunrays into the sky above.

April 4th

We report that the Sun is in hiding. But the Sun is not exactly inconspicuous. We'll just leave you some space, Sun, alright?

Digital painting of a foggy countryside landscape with a few naked trees and a utility pole supporting a power line in the foreground.

April 3rd

We report that our expert got lost in the fog this morning. We confirm that they eventually returned home safely.

Digital painting of some dark purple clouds towering over the dark blue starry night sky. The clouds are tinted with pink light in some places.

April 5th

We report the apparition of altocumulus castellanus. According to our expert, these clouds announce cold air at high altitudes. If you have planned activities between 2,000 and 7,000 m above the ground, please make sure you are dressed accordingly.

Digital painting of a bright blue sky with a slight gradient from the upper left corner to the lower right corner.

April 7th

We report that the skies are blue. They stretch towards the horizon in their blueness. Nothing to disrupt or cover this blue; pure blue for miles and hours.

Digital painting of a stormy, dark grey sky over brown grassland, with some naked trees in the back and foreground.

April 6th

We report thunder, maybe. Our expert heard a sound, but was it thunder? They are unsure. We urge our expert to get their ears checked as soon as possible.

Digital painting of a pink cloudy sky, with three lit lamp posts in the lower half of the frame. There is a small star in the upper right corner of the frame.

April 13th

We report the last star in the sky this morning. It is dim and distant, but it is no less present, and we are glad for it.

Digital painting of some sun rays peeking through some bright green foliage.

April 8th

We report sunshine through the trees. It is warm and it is pleasant.

Digital painting of the blue sky above the clouds, an antenna with a red light piercing through the clouds.

April 11th

We report that, above clouds, there are no other clouds. This is our expert's conclusion after months of research.

Digital painting of a sky full of grey, white and blue clouds above some roofs, with a few black birds flying across the frame.

April 23rd

We report that the sky is being confusing, but our expert affirms that things are looking up. The redaction is not entirely certain as to what this means, although we are, indeed, looking up.

Digital painting of some ominous, dark grey storm clouds, with a strip of yellow light underneath.

April 12th

We report that it would probably be best to head home, should you ever find yourself under such a sky.

Digital painting of the sunset on top of a hill, yellow and blue. There is a crow perched on a fence.

April 14th

We report that a crow stood on a fence as the Sun gave its last rays.

Digital painting of a bright pink and blue sky above some mountains and plains. Golden light is hitting the landscape at an angle.

April 15th

We report that, in uncertain times, nothing beats looking at the sky.

Digital painting of a blue sky covered in tiny clouds. A small lign of text reads "BAAAH" under the clouds.

April 16th

We report that, despite what others might be telling you, these ARE sheep in the sky. Our expert confirmed it several times for us.

Digital painting of a cloudy, foggy seascape. There is a house on top of a cliff in the distance, lit windows and smokey chimney. A bit of land is advancing into the sea, frothy water foaming all around the rocks.

April 17th

We report that we have forgotten our umbrella, and we admit to feeling slightly bitter over it at the moment. We wish you a nice evening nonetheless.

Digital painting of a sky around nightfall, a big cloud in pastel purple lit yellow from the side in a faded blue sky.

April 18th

We report that the storm has passed. Our expert expresses how wonderful it is to realise that the Sun has not been put out by the tons of water that seem to have spilled from the sky.

Digital painting of a thunderstorm sky at night, a lightning bolt touching the ground through the clouds is lighting up the whole sky, a field with a line of trees on the horizon.

April 19th

We report that thunderstorms are louder than we had remembered and we would really like to go home, now. Please.

Digital painting of a riverside on a snowy day. There are green trees and a utility post, and the grey sky above.

April 20th

We report spring snow. Nobody was expecting it, but perhaps we had secretly wished for it.

Digital painting of a dark cloudy sky pulled upen with large sun rays that are hitting a mountains-and-valleys landscape.

April 21st

We report:

-rice

-pasta

-eggs

-spinach

-tomato sauce

-chocolate ice cream

-toothpaste

-laundry detergent

-cat food

Oh no, is that the grocery list? Our sincere apologies.

Digital painting of a dark blue-grey sky above a countryside landscape - a house, some trees and phone lines. The rain in the distance is forming a white cloud.

April 22nd

We report some rain, but not here, though. Rain in the distance.

Digital painting of a blue sky around sunset with a sweeping cloud, and another one swept in golden sunset light. Underneath is a dark city skyline from which a flock of birds is taking off.

April 24th

We report: nothing much. Today was very quiet. Our expert indicates that it was probably for the best. We wish you an excellent weekend.

Digital painting of a bright orange, cloudy sky above some grassland.

April 25th

We report that there is fire in the sky, and our expert is unsure as to whether it is entirely safe to be out and about in these conditions. Our expert should maybe be a little bit more aware of these things considering they're supposed to be, you know, an expert.

Digital painting of some bright orange pocket-shaped clouds in a dark orange sky. There is a line of dark trees taking up the lower half of the frame.

April 29th

We report that there is apparently no limit to the strange shapes the sky can produce.

Digital painting of a dark, rainy forest landscape.

April 30th

We report some rain; pouring rain that will leave your socks soaked and that the ground will take days to absorb. We hope you can find shelter.

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